Rio de Janeiro – River of January it´s literal translation - was mis-named by the Portuguese when they landed here as the bay is so enormous and the landscape so incredible that they thought it was actually a river. Set among enormous rock formations on the edge of the Atlantic, Rio is a beautiful, bustling, beach city with more culture and parties than you can shake a stick at.
Copacabana beach (where The Rolling Stones played to the biggest gig crowd ever of 2 million people!) is where all of the the beautiful bodies – including ours of course – come every day to top up their tans and play some football or football beachball volleyball (yep they really are footie mad), or to just hang around looking good. They also have a diverse but peculiar range of beach vendors, offering ´coca-cola, cerveja, ice tea and fried cheese´.
In another bid to try and confront my vertigo demons, I decided to take a hang-gliding trip over the bay. Although the view was absolutely breathtaking, the audio was not so convincing whilst I found myself running off a ramp 500m over the city forest of Rio screaming at the top of my voice. However, I now feel slightly more prepared for the ultimate test of my bravery when we do a bungee jump later on our trip, also probably with a lot of loud audio accompaniment. Additionally, I can now add hang-glider to the ridiculous list of different modes of transport we´ve already taken this trip*.
We spent about 10 days in Rio so were able to see the majority of the sights including a modern art gallery which looked like Starship Enterprise…

Beam me up Scottie!
A rather below par Brazilian side draw 0-0 against Columbia in a world cup qualifier. ..

Maracana Stadium - not quite Pride Park!
And of course, Christ Redeemer…

We also took a tour of the largest Favela in South America, Rochina. 20% of the population of Rio actually live in a Favela and the one we visited was home to 200,000. The trip began with a thrilling ride on a motorbike to the top of the Favela (it can´t be reached by car) which had me closing my eyes on several occasions as my driver cornered like Valentino Rossi. I had prepared myself for the worst, but what we were shown was a well established community in which crime has almost been abolished (albeit by the drug lords who run the community). The inhabitants are also very keen for tourists to visit to help diminish the areas bad reputation and were incredibly friendly to us during our tour, including a machine gun carrying drug dealer! There were a lot of positives to take from the experience including the fact that most children are now in schooling up until at least aged 14 and health centres are being established to offer aid and education to the population. However, there is still an awful lot of work to do and it was heartbreaking to be told that very few people born into the Favela are ever provided with the opportunities to leaveand improve their lives.

That´s all for now folks!
Ben and Lau
*Now includes: planes, buses, cars, trains, tuc-tucs, motor bikes, bicycles (rented from some kids to ride past burning road blocks in Bolivia), logging truck (hitch), pick up truck (hitch), cattle truck (hitch), ferry, canoe, boat, horse, mule, funicular railway, gondola.